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# I am lying in bed, ill
but just can't help but dance!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# DON'T DIE!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Don't listen to him
Die. DIE! DIVE! DIE!

Then we can have an open casket bukkake party.

Even I think I outdid myself there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# you're disturbingly into the idea of somehow getting your semen into my body, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Well it's more onto than into
Oddly I did actually end up having a long gaz conversation with KittyVomit which at one stage involved me saying that you'd "feel my love oozing out" of you.
Although you can blame her for that, it was a leading question.

Also I honestly didn't know glandular fever was infectious. I presumed it was an inflammation of some variety.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# What was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# "Does hexachordal know you love him?"

Well i'm sure he can feel my....and you know the rest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# well I love you too!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I did think i'd lowered myself somewhat
I used to be a chaste christian before I came to b3ta, I'm being sucked off by a dwarf as we speak.

Actually I should really stop, it's creeping me out a bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *won't, but can't do much for a few months except sleep draw and eat mars bars*
I've got Glandular Fever, so I'm rendered permanently exhausted. Also, I can't kiss anything for three months. Well, I can't kiss anything that doesn't think Glandular Fever is a fair price to pay for getting to kiss me.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Months!?!!!
You'll be un glandular feverish by the bash I hope.
Not that I want to kiss you, but I don't wanna take any chances.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# oh yes
it'll be three tops.

and anyway, I might want to kiss you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)