He bribed a part-time hairy ant-eater to sit on his head; it really looked like real hair, but the lion got hick-ups and, each time, hairy ant-eater fell off. 'I'm off,' he said (which was obvious as he'd just fallen off). Lion was heart-broken. 'Sad growls,' he said.
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