They're the size of an Austin Allegro.
And can't be house trained.
Do you still want one?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:01,
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There's always the garden
or I'll leave it tied to the car so the local cunts stop breaking the windows
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:14,
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