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# Sadly to some...I would!


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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# if you screwed her
you would be able to see your cock through her thin, paper-like body.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
whore-igami
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# pff
fold her, fold her HARD!

she's one-dimensional, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# now that is a good thought
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# isn't it?
every time it went in, she'd treble in thickness.

by thickness i mean girth, not stupidity. it would be impossible for her to become more stupid, even if she drank distilled essence of peter andre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haha!
"distilled essence of peter andre" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# sadly for you
you'd never get the option to say I would.


And as for you below miss. This lady is lovely and nice and chunky. She is however a pasty blonde which makes her for the reject bin.

edit:// bah I mean you above miss. I'm pretty drunk now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)