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# but he is dead
it's hard to love a dead person.
physically, anyway.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Philistine.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# he had nice hair
i would have liked to be very small, so i could use his hair as a temporary bed. i imagine it would be like sleeping on a springy, slightly itchy cloud.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# you would have to
have velcro hands to sleep in my bouffánt toppáge. I'm Bob in the opposing reality. ( as in shit at art, hates all the lovely little animals and bald as a raccoon that I just shaved.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# but then
i would be forced to pierce your skull skin with tiny little hooks.
this may make you bleed.
that would stain my nightwear.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# So, you have given me the horn.
What do you plan to do now?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i shall be going to bed shortly.
unfortunately, all of my nightwear is wet, meaning i must sleep in the nude. bother.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *enrages*
gah. Goodnight then. Good job I'm an old fella and used to last minute disappointment ;) Night Hunny.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# g'night :3
i just hope i can get to sleep with no clothes on and silk sheets...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# TAXI!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)