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# I'm pretty sure he is lang away
to his bed and this is of little interest to the antipodeans but it's finished now so you are getting it. Tom O Bedlam.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# motherfucker
that's pretty good Zoot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Zoot?
I am wholly unaware of this moniker. Please endeavour to enlighten me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Mr. H's pet name for his crushes

It's like a code
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# zoot skoda I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I know.
I'm such a cunt I don't deserve to make good pictures as well. It must cause anuerisms ;)

Did you see my others?

Steve Austin
Pub Landlord
Mr T
Silent Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# and who did this one?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Some old, nasty cunt
I believe he might have improved his technique since way back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's agent orange!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hey, it was
2 years ago, I was fucking rubbish at it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# heh
still better than me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Don't take the piss.
That was just a load of filters to keep you quiet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I may take the piss over the filters thing
but I'm well aware that it's far from how you achieve your masterpieces, your pride alone wouldn't let you.

...however, this one very much does look like filters to my untrained eye, and I still don;t care. It DID amuse and distract me at the time and I still think it has certain charm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# no seriously, it
was just thrown through some filters to shut you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Then you must have been horribly offended when I liked it
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# gaaaaahhhh!!!!!
*runs away from the pinkness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i'm liking your silent bob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# it's a good thing you don't, then
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# pandering to boys too, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Ooh, that's gorgeous

Edit: Blegh, sorry, this is Jessie. I'm just killing time while I wait to find out if I've fixed the missus' laptop
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# choose some good sausages for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I had a feeling it might be.
Given the time and all. I still expect quality sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# We had some delicious ones yesterday
They were just Cumberland, but were very tasty versions of that commonly thrown around title, I wish I could remember where we got them from

/loves a nice sausage

Edit: Excellent! initial results are very promising, I may well have cracked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# roffles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
Jessie has cracked the sausage, you read it here first!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Oh shush
Allow me my fickle victories.

I've never messed about with this shit before and it's taken me all of 10 minutes to work out, I think that sounds promising for future projects.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# computers? Pah.
you want to try something challenging, like getting me into bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hahah!
Give me something harder than that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# OK then.
try getting me OUT of bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Sir, I am a woman of many talents
one of them to know which battles are worth fighting

You may be practically a stranger in the grand scheme of things but I know enough about you to realise that if you wanted to stay in bed then you'd stay there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Oh come now.
Bacon works.

Right then woman, quick, send me a headshot and I'll scribble you ( I know I failed the last one but I lost 2 days work on it in my last crash )
quick now. Please leave some clothes on, I want to sketch not wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Nah, you're alright Zoot ol' chap
If it's not some pretense of sexuality from limited resources it's just not cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I still have the picture of your
arse. You want me you sketch that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Not really
I'll send you a nice picture some time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# good.
I don't think the internet had enough ink left anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You can do it in just about any colour that doesn't involve the orange spectrum?
It was only when it had to deal with that photo of you laid out on your sofa that the internet started running low
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# haha
sorry, shitty camera phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Right, I'm off back to bed
Keep thinking on the jobs thing for me, my locality manager thought I'd pulled her into a meeting to resign this afternoon and sweet as the fear on her (and my manager's) face was I'm not going until I get something appropriate lined up.

And we all know that demanding jobs from internet acquaintances is the best way to go about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I might need the hair on my ass trimmed.
I'll keep you informed ;) Night night sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# bah!
talent hog!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# no, I have all the technique
talent is for others.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# bah!
technique hog!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Tablet+patience+beer
and you too could join the "I love Bob Ross" club.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# but he is dead
it's hard to love a dead person.
physically, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Philistine.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# he had nice hair
i would have liked to be very small, so i could use his hair as a temporary bed. i imagine it would be like sleeping on a springy, slightly itchy cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# you would have to
have velcro hands to sleep in my bouffánt toppáge. I'm Bob in the opposing reality. ( as in shit at art, hates all the lovely little animals and bald as a raccoon that I just shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# but then
i would be forced to pierce your skull skin with tiny little hooks.
this may make you bleed.
that would stain my nightwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# So, you have given me the horn.
What do you plan to do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i shall be going to bed shortly.
unfortunately, all of my nightwear is wet, meaning i must sleep in the nude. bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *enrages*
gah. Goodnight then. Good job I'm an old fella and used to last minute disappointment ;) Night Hunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# g'night :3
i just hope i can get to sleep with no clothes on and silk sheets...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# TAXI!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# that is all of the good!
do me! do me!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Certainly miss.
I can never turn a lady down as she shouts 'do me'

Just send me a pic. I'm still working on that other stuff for you. I'm taking some care over that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# *happies*
done and done! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)