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# god some people are being mean to me tonight.
but in fairness some are being so lovely.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH BIT YOU BELONG IN.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Both
Now get on your knees and snuggle up to me!

YOU WHORE!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# awwww
you're so romantic.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I had a dream last night which was vaguely like that
although I wasn't actually the bloke doing the ordering, I just suddenly became him. Then the woman shrunk down really tiny and inserted a blackcurrent into herself.

Personally I preferred the bit when we were deciding which of the Nazi submarine crew to execute.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)