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# phone carl youtube and ask him.
carl youtube, the man with the unfortunate surname (or so he thought until he turned 38 and saw his potential realised on the internet).
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I did that.
He said some shit about protocol, units and reverse-japes..?

I told him to reimburse me with grapes, he told me to "go fuck a canal". I think I've won THAT battle.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# it might help if you had the pope and spiderman on your side.
they control a lot of shit.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Spider-Pope would be cool.
His webs would look like crucifixes.
Or possibly boys rectums.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:50, archived)
# and when his carefully-tended eggsac hatched, millions of tiny translucent nuns would scuttle out of it.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Yes, I agree.
The Pope is a pointless cunt.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)
# hitler had a point!
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)