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# bah!
I have been adjusting computers, and in the distant past I took the space bar off this keyboard for this picture



unfortunately, due to being hamfisted ('MY FISTS AREFUCKING HAMS') I made an arse of putting the space bar back on and thus broked it

so it don't work no perfectly any more :(
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha! MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS! I'm going to yell that at the pub more.
I WISH TO PERUSE YOUR SELECTION OF FINE BEERS. MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it's just one of those phrases man,that conjures O_o?
it's like "I tried to pick up a wineglass but I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS AND I FUCKING SMASHED IT MY HAM FISTS ARE BLEEDING NOW"

"I'm sorry officer, but you see, I have difficulty steering and changing gear at the same time because I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS"

and so on, endless bbc2 sketch show comedy potential :)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# SORRY, SPIDERMAN - I AM HAMFISTED.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I CANT GET MONEY OUT OF THIS FUCKING CASH MACHINE BECAUSE I AM HAM FISTED
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)