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# Look below this post for a better thread than this one
I took my friends to the zoo to celebrate my b3taday. But one of them fell off the goat and ruined the cake :O(

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday!


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# 'ningles Auntie Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)
# 'ello

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# what happening in the world of Dave teh Millinery this splendifferous Saturday?
Ooo. It just occurred to me I have time for a fry up before I start work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# MSN gropes appears to be buggered

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# ?!
You're groping MSN? How does TLH feel abou this?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)
# What happened to 'You look like a monkey.
'And you live in the zoo' or 'And you smell like one too'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# *glees*
thank ye
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(maninthespoon, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Aw
any shark that bears cake can't be all bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I keep trying to blow the candle out
but all I've got it spit all over my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I do have to say, and I freely admit I'm a cunt.
It's not really celebrating a b3taday if you've done 300 odd posts in five years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Fair comment
I joined in the first flush of youth and wasn't able to be as quick witted at the regular members. So, rather than get flamed, I stayed out of it. Work reared it's head and I forgot about B3ta for a while. Rediscovered it and found that I still couldn't keep up, although I did post messages every now and then.

But I have posted more here in the past two weeks than in all of my 6 years and I promise to avoid more work and spend more time on B3ta.

/autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Why do I hear this in Simon Bates' voice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)
# It must be the
Romeo and Juliet music I've psychicly piped into your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Now you're just making assumptions!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)
# And a lovely ass it is too
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)
# POW
Wham.







Kablooie
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# HAPPPY DAY.
Oh, and you don't really need skill, talent, hummus, etc. to post. I've none and I cope OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Tiny Horses
WAAAAooow WAAAAooow

/Osmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I'm going to have to tax you for that.
TAX TAX TAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# And I'm working for no-one but you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)
# *glees*
I BELIEVE IT'S COFFEE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
# *makes coffee*
*gobs in coffee*

Hope you like cream
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# I have a coffee making story I'd LOVE to share with you.
I was waiting for the kettle to boil, whilst looking out the window. Then, all of a sudden I had an ITCH. ON MY NOSE. So as I moved my hand up to scratch it I saw something in the corner of my eye and promptly jumped. Horror ensued as I realised it was my own hand. That I just moved, myself, to scratch my face.

I'M NOT QUITE THE SHARPEST SANDWICH IN THE PICNIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# my mummy cuts my sandwiches into circles
so I won't cut myself on sharp sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# My mummy is a legume.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# What's that old bean?
INTERNETZ I HAZ BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# INTERNETZ IS HAPPY AND PROUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Well it should be!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# happy b3taday!
*threadjacks shamelessly*
Has ayone else noticed how this week's QOTW is bringing out some of the world's most impressive lurkers from their dark little corners?
Splendid!
EDIT: How ironic - I hadn't read your profile when I posted this! Arf! It's TRUE! You'll NEVER LEAVE! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetc
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# What the fuck is a QOTW?
Is that like a /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# My apologies
Question Of The Week. This week's is all about guilty pleasures, and it's bringing the lurkers out in force.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# And there's no pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# happy b3taday..someone who's been here 6 years and I don't know them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# How is he holding
that cake?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# awesome evil powers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I wish I had awesome evil powers
I'd use them for evil

no, wait hang on.

er

n/m :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning folks
I scroll down the board and see some unfluffyness, what the jimmy is going on

anyway, I love you all, let's happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# KittyVomit got pissy.
I considered an ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# sometimes we decend into the emo
sometimes, it decends upon us

either way, we end up seeing out of only one eye

and, my space bar is broken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# E m o s u c k s.
H e y, a n d g u e s s w h a t? M y s p a c e b a r w o r k s g r e a t.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# bah!
I have been adjusting computers, and in the distant past I took the space bar off this keyboard for this picture



unfortunately, due to being hamfisted ("MY FISTS AREFUCKING HAMS") I made an arse of putting the space bar back on and thus broked it

so it don't work no perfectly any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha! MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS! I'm going to yell that at the pub more.
I WISH TO PERUSE YOUR SELECTION OF FINE BEERS. MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it's just one of those phrases man,that conjures O_o?
it's like "I tried to pick up a wineglass but I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS AND I FUCKING SMASHED IT MY HAM FISTS ARE BLEEDING NOW"

"I'm sorry officer, but you see, I have difficulty steering and changing gear at the same time because I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS"

and so on, endless bbc2 sketch show comedy potential :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# SORRY, SPIDERMAN - I AM HAMFISTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I CANT GET MONEY OUT OF THIS FUCKING CASH MACHINE BECAUSE I AM HAM FISTED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday
Six today! Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
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(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Happy b3tadays :D
shame about the cake though...
*passes cheap whiskey*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)