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'The wife summed up her contribution at paragraph 145 in this way: 'I was his full time wife, mother, lover, confidante, business partner,
psychologist, shoe repairman, cleaner, cinema attendant, burger saleseperson, washing machine, laundry detergent storage vessel, bat alarm, plectrum assistant,
baritone module, phone receptable, dodgy spinster, minty anus canal, parrot on shoulder, minivan, headache assistant, parakeet on shoulder,
broam-pipe, jason donovan impersonator and bagpipe repair man'
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# Butter is not brie.
You remember that.
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# I had a baked potato
earlier. I put butter AND brie on it. SO THERE!

It were awesome. 'Reet good, it were, ah tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Gravel is NOT brie.
- Jasper Carrot
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