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# Nubile young lovely.
*pats knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *perches*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *sniffs*
Mmmmmm, smells of youth. Creamy, creamy youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Oops sorry... I brushed your boobs with my arm and... well... y'know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# QUICK, TO THE JUICING CHAMBER
I really have no idea any more. I think I think there's some sort of vampire thing and I'm a bit like Dracula, but the jucing chamber should be steampunk, I think. Anyway, onwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# TO THE JUICE DEPOSITORY, SPACEMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *flaps wing type things*
Spaceman? IN MY CASTLE?

Panoth-Graal, seek him out this instance. The plan has changed, inform the others. The Ritual COMMENCES NOW.

Already we've beaten that flick about the vampires and the werewolves in terms of plot
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# YOU'RE A STTRRRRAAAAANGE YOUNG LADY.
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Don't stop, I'm nearly there.
AHEM I mean back in character, quick. For the clean reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# THERE APPEARS TO BE A ZOMBIE DAFFODIL IN THE JUICE VATS.
*fires epic laser beam from his eye*

WHO YAH GONNA CALL, BATMAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# We are subtly being directed by Ed Wood from beyond the grave.
YOU SPEAK WORDS OF BRAVADO, HAIRBOY, BUT YOUR KNEES GIVE YOU AWAY.

Soon, the moon will be destroyed and I will be the RULER OF THE EARTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# MOON: 2076,
THE TRAGIC STORY OF THE LADYBIRD. WILL THE WORLD EVER BE SAVED? ONLY THE PAUL DANIELS EMULATOR CAN TELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# And I'm finished.
It was Paul Daniels that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)