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# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry, I don't like green flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :O really?
I love green flavour. Give me your green ones and you can have all my purple ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's a trade.
*licks green ones*

*hands over*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I don't mind, you look healthy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Haha! Yeah, I'm all young and pert.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *hisses*
This one is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# aye alright
fuck sake keep your hair on
i didn't want this one anyway
not for me, oh no
*mumble mumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Relax, Charlotte Church is in the cupboard.
I got her for you yesterday. She's dead angry, so you'll have a fight on your hands.

See, I do think of everything. Your Empress provides, does she not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *GRIN*
i should have known better really.

*straps tea tray to chest*

oh charlotte!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# And my Home Secretary is happy again.
Marvellous. *sips childrens tears through curly straw*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *entices charlottes rage with dangling scrotum*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Nubile young lovely.
*pats knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *perches*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *sniffs*
Mmmmmm, smells of youth. Creamy, creamy youth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Oops sorry... I brushed your boobs with my arm and... well... y'know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# QUICK, TO THE JUICING CHAMBER
I really have no idea any more. I think I think there's some sort of vampire thing and I'm a bit like Dracula, but the jucing chamber should be steampunk, I think. Anyway, onwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# TO THE JUICE DEPOSITORY, SPACEMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *flaps wing type things*
Spaceman? IN MY CASTLE?

Panoth-Graal, seek him out this instance. The plan has changed, inform the others. The Ritual COMMENCES NOW.

Already we've beaten that flick about the vampires and the werewolves in terms of plot
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# YOU'RE A STTRRRRAAAAANGE YOUNG LADY.
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Don't stop, I'm nearly there.
AHEM I mean back in character, quick. For the clean reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# THERE APPEARS TO BE A ZOMBIE DAFFODIL IN THE JUICE VATS.
*fires epic laser beam from his eye*

WHO YAH GONNA CALL, BATMAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# We are subtly being directed by Ed Wood from beyond the grave.
YOU SPEAK WORDS OF BRAVADO, HAIRBOY, BUT YOUR KNEES GIVE YOU AWAY.

Soon, the moon will be destroyed and I will be the RULER OF THE EARTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# MOON: 2076,
THE TRAGIC STORY OF THE LADYBIRD. WILL THE WORLD EVER BE SAVED? ONLY THE PAUL DANIELS EMULATOR CAN TELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# And I'm finished.
It was Paul Daniels that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# leave it a few decades
it'll all be brown
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# despondant satire, that man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# green flavour is much nicer than any other flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# NO. WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# i'll see any colour flavour you 've got a raise you green opal fruit, sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Oh it's TOTALLY on.
GO RED SKITTLE ATTACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# green opal fruit uses BUBBLEBEAM!
go on, get out you red skittle bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# RED SKITTLE IS TRYING TO EVOLVE
b b b b b b b b b bb b b b b b b bb

That's strange, Red Skittle didn't evolve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Green Opal Fruit is confused
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ttssattsr is out of usable Skittles. Ttssattsr blacks out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# congratulations green opal fruit!
dominance has been established
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hooray! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *smashes way to the centre of the earth!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i KNEW it!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# HOW NUCH DO YOU WANT IN RETURN FOR THE 1/8TH OF THE EARTH YOU STOLE?
WE WILL PAY ANY ANYTHING!

PLEASE RETURN IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Never! Muahahaha
*watches earth wobble*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Jokes on you pal!!!
the earth will complete that wobble on 21st December 2012 and then the sun will form a direct alignment with the centre of the milky way and earth.
Then fuck all happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I prefer mine without the crusts
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# /dives into volcano
Mmmmm, orangey... Hang on... AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)