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# I'm the head of the BBC and I'd like to give you a show.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm a heroin addict.
Would you like to see my balls?
Mebbe?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# That depends.
Can they do tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The left one plays the clarinet.
The right just dangles there, he's a lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Can we put some kind of hat on him
or make him perform challenges? Is it marketable?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Tell ya what..
I'll teach him to play the bugle and ice-skate, we can call it 'Look At Me Remarkable Skating/Bugle Playing Knackers'.

Now, I can't say fairer than that.
Or can I?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)