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# Talentless 18 carrat gold CUNT
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I think he's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ello dahlin'!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# He kicked heroin.
That's quite a talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I kicked a tramp, where's MY fucking TV show?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I'm the head of the BBC and I'd like to give you a show.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm a heroin addict.
Would you like to see my balls?
Mebbe?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# That depends.
Can they do tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The left one plays the clarinet.
The right just dangles there, he's a lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Can we put some kind of hat on him
or make him perform challenges? Is it marketable?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Tell ya what..
I'll teach him to play the bugle and ice-skate, we can call it 'Look At Me Remarkable Skating/Bugle Playing Knackers'.

Now, I can't say fairer than that.
Or can I?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You are Alan Davies
and you aready have several
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You're Stephen Fry.
I suppose we have to screw now, eh?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Don't tell mrs S though
she loves Davies.

it'll break her heart to found out he's a woofter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Stephen's hung like a catapult, who could resist?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# wow
he started taking it, then stopped

that's the best skill ever! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Well,
I managed - wait for it - not to start taking the stuff in the first place!

I can haz tv show and fawning biography?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# lol!
not only do I not consume that stuff

I also don't even have a drink problem!

hah! a large cheque please, mr bbc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# there's an argument that that doesn't really display any strength.
did someone threaten you with a sword ordering you to take it? did you overpower them? using only your own will power?

you're awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# no it isn't
that would mean Davina McCall was talented as well

it's clearly not the case
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# the reviews of his role in the new Apatow film are all full of praise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Think of the most unfunny experience of your life, and times it by 10
..and you will get close to the wooky book cnut fuck
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# you're replying to yourself
there's a lot of venom here, can I suggest you stop reading his books and looking at his pctures?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I find him difficult to watch but I get his radio show podcast and it makes me piss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# have nap, call some girls and have fag
chin up, kid. nothings worth getting upset about. especially people richer and more successful than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Riddler: Hear, hear!
Who had that .gif of him being flogged a la Passion of the Christ years ago?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# that would be me
but I can't find it now

:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He has a degree
in backcombing, so I understand...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# he's incredibly fucking smart, y'know
i'll concede his live act and flamboyance can be wearing on the nerves but I'll wager he's a damn sight smarter than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I think he's quite funny.
He likes his crazy Essex-boy act a bit too much, but he's got wit.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I really hope he dies alone and screaming in horrible torment
that's all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)