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ARGH, my skiff!

*starts bailing out water*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

Excellent shot.

That'll teach him, the clever bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)

*sails up parallel*

*fires broadside*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)

MAN THE CANNONS

FIRE

LaPlace, with me, a word below decks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

Haha, you can fire as many men at me as you wish but you'll never defeat me!

*rapidly converts boat into submarine*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

SATANISM, EH?

Right, time to get my warlock on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

Well i'll inform my Smithe

My Locksmithe
My Warlocksmithe

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)

Banter will get you nowhere, sir.

Tremble at the might of my piratey prowess.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

I tremble at no man,

especially the type with breasts!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)

Breasts of DOOM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)

I don't particularly mind the type of doom

I can cup in my hands, seems less menacing that way.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

What the bloody HELL do you think you're doing to my corset?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Turning it into the former government of Yugoslavia?

I'm all for this bizarre roleplaying type thing, but I have literally no idea why you said that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

I'm not sure either

but it certinly distracted us from the cannons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)