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# another icon of the 20th century has shuffled off this moral coil...


Aarrrgh I P Capt'n Birdseye
(alloydog, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# but why are they called Pirates?
Cue the punch line...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# because
The English "pirate" is derived from the Latin term pirata, and ultimately from Greek peira (ðåῖñá) "attempt, experience", implicitly "to find luck on the sea". The word is also cognate to peril. In 17th and 18th century sources the word is often rendered "pyrate". However, the term does not exclusively relate to robbery committed at the sea, as other similar origins have a broader definition
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ZZZzzz
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# BOOMBOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ARGH, my skiff!
*starts bailing out water*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Excellent shot.
That'll teach him, the clever bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *sails up parallel*
*fires broadside*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# MAN THE CANNONS
FIRE

LaPlace, with me, a word below decks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Haha, you can fire as many men at me as you wish but you'll never defeat me!
*rapidly converts boat into submarine*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# SATANISM, EH?
Right, time to get my warlock on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Well i'll inform my Smithe
My Locksmithe
My Warlocksmithe
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Banter will get you nowhere, sir.
Tremble at the might of my piratey prowess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I tremble at no man,
especially the type with breasts!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Breasts of DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I don't particularly mind the type of doom
I can cup in my hands, seems less menacing that way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# What the bloody HELL do you think you're doing to my corset?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Turning it into the former government of Yugoslavia?
I'm all for this bizarre roleplaying type thing, but I have literally no idea why you said that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I'm not sure either
but it certinly distracted us from the cannons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Am you Basil Brush
Famous Pikey hater?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I fuckin ATE pikeys
/George blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Who doesn't?
Other than Other Pikeys
Time to go home
I'm offski till tomorrow.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Brazil Bush you say?


Click for bigger (78KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# For some obscure reason
I thought that was Richard D James then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Shake, shake, shake the room!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *hugs* and this is why I adore you so fervently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# yay
knew someone'd work this out
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Wiki, I'm afraid.
Could be buuuuuuuullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# damn you
i'll never trust a pirate again
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# well i dunno,
they told the truth about the rape and pillage (although my arsehole kills these days)
why not about the meanings of the word :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# PS
Hope you feel batter soon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Eyyyy ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Is it Bulimia again?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hmph.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hugs
Whilst wearing protective clothing
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# THERE'S A TEAR IN YOUR SUIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# MUAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# GROOO
*washes frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Yeeeeah I'm going to Umbrella corporation
yo'ass HONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# OH... MY... WHAT????
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *infects like a motherbitch*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# :(
*lays in bed feeling gross*

This sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Yeah that learned YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *weeps*
*holds out arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Awwwww come to mamma.
There there *presses to bosom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY.
THIS RULES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# *balances balloon on nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Oh that's not fair
now I have to do it too.

*balances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# *blows yours off*
*giggles at "blows yours off"*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You can blow mine off any time
dawlin'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# because they is
cue the tumbleweed
(Cogwulf unsober, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Om nom nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# because
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# OH MY.
How pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# you and your weakness for bearded guys
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I can't help it.
It's more trustworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# thrustworthy?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# And that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Do want.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Take it
It keeps getting its peg-leg caught in the gap between my floorboards and running around in circles all night, meowing and yarring.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAY
*plonks on shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# OH YES
I have another shoulder.

Cmere ickle doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ^_^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I am having his seaside fish for tea
Poor chap. Hopefully he will end up as food for the fishes. A fitting end I think
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# He was in my Dad's class at school
in yester year.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)