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# sir, the umbrella is for impaling the larynx
:)

edit: unless you are hungarian secret service, then it's for implanting poison into the rear of the knee
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Utter lies
Mine has a handle you can unscrew, which then detaches from the unbrella only joined by a long chain, like a Manrikigusari.

Great for disarming people or generally swinging around into people's skulls.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# mine is lazors
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# not lies about the hungarians tho
at leas tI think it was hungarian

it was a long time ago and I@m confused
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)