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# Vector yourself.
But I said do yourself, which could be misinterpreted as masturbate furiously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i'd hate to have to stare at my face that long.
i'll leave it to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *stares at face for 'that long' *
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# you'll be blinded by my fuglyness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Actually I think you just took one of my eyes out
with your nipples.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# psh, how short are you?
it is possible, i'm like 6 ft so if you were a short arse and i had very pointy nipples then who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Or if you just had massive tits.
Which you do. I bet you take every opportunity to flap 'em about a bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# their big, but not massive..well not in terms of my tall and fatness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Yes, but conversely they'd be massive
in terms of my shortness and not fatness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)