*approaches the jury*
'Who among us can say that they have not murdered a Jew?'
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:51,
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"perhaps I may have acted irrationally, irresponsibly perhaps
but do we not all sometimes suffer from a lapse in our judgement? Perhaps you have cracked and eaten that extra Mars bars you were saving for your daughter? Is my crime any greater?"
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:58,
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"So I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
Is my crime really the systematic slaughter of 6 million jews, or is it just being human."
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:09,
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