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# How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Depends on the type of wood.
Now your pine, you're talking a 5 inch by 1 inch by 1 inch baton, whereas balsa he could probably lob twice that amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# DEEP-FRIED KRAKEN
with some sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Error: does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Approximately
900 time his own body weight in a lifetime*






*based on rough estimates.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# How much is that in quarts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)