salad cream is wonderful, truly the pus of the gods
although mayo makes the utterly delicious chicken mayo on toast.
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Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12,
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They're both so awesome I struggle to choose between them.
I think if I was pushed, I'd choose mayonnaise.
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