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cfb, monotype, ink on Reaves BFK.

Wanted to have her head tilted, but it just looks way too out of alignment. Basically done by taking intaglio ink, watering it down with mineral spirits, and painting the picture onto a zinc plate, then running it through the press. Had a heck of a time doing it until i started working around the figure, and not trying to paint the figure itself. Watch out, now that i know how to do these...

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

oooh, that's awesome!

*clicks*

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)

*wanders back quickly*

I know I was going to bed but I just found this
www.eatatbigfoot.com/sasquatch-challenge/
7mins by god... 7mins

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

and this

THE SASQUATCH — The legend lives here! 4 pounds of pure beef, on a fresh baked bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese. If you and only you eat it ALL, plus the fixings, in under 60 minutes it's on us, not to mention that you get your picture on the Big Foot wall of fame...21.99

its only £10.50
fuck!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

4 pounds is a shit lot of beef.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

for a tenner? not enough i say!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

Burger £10

Flights £ A few hundered
Face in the hall of fame - Priceless

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

inevitable heart attack and bowel cancer: costly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

Its america

its bound to happen

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

I would have definitely done this a couple of years ago.

I'm still a fat bastard, but less good at putting away the sheer volume of food necessary.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

i'm a skinny little runt

considering I eat 3 - 4 big meals a day I'm fucking dreading my metabolism slowing down :S

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

this ^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

I've started to eat healthier now,

but as I can cook it's not so bad. I seem to have gone down a few jean sizes in the last few months more or less by accident.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

i managed to lose half a stone by accident when i started cooking for myself

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

I'm quite alarmed that I just downsized to 32 inch waist jeans, and now they're almost falling down.

I obviously need more pies.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

wait, 32" is fat bastard? when did this happen?

am i fatter than I thought?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

I still eat lots of fatty meat and butter, so I feel like I'm a fat bastard.

But I also eat plenty of veg, and somehow manage to keep a skinny bastard physique.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

ah same, I think there's a picture in an attic somewhere of me

that just keeps getting fatter and fatter and fatter

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

Since I started having toast for breakfast, it's obscene the amount of butter I've been putting away.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

IM THERE!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

'im where?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

booking flights to memphis

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

oh 'im over there?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

bah!

hamateurs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

don't be so bullish

but seriously, burger me thats a big meal.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

i could take it

i love the meat
/obligatory cock joke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

jesus!

Okay. I'm seriously up for this challenge. My 30th in July. Let's have us a fucking Memphis Bash!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

How much are flights - memphis is west coast isnt it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

nah, in the middle....

kinda....

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

hmmm

get a placement in industry
OR
got to memphis and give myself a heartattack....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

Get a placement in the fast food industry.

These don't have to be mutually exclusive.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjhi-LtB6g

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

damn that guy did rubbish!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

*slap*

its Tennessee. smack bang in the middle

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

god.... don't tempt me.....

i'm so poor and i really want to get out to texas over the summer.

get your pretty stoned before you start...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)

hahaha, let's have an elongated b3ta sabbatical bash.

Hire a winnebago, tour the states. Take the burger challenge each city has to offer. we could blog it and getit sponsored by Andrews Antacid or summat

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

hahaha

now that sounds like something i would read

or even better get more4 to document it
they paid for dave gorman to go across the states without giving any money to the man

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

right... i need a job...

that sounds fun

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

it's a deal then.

Right guys. Off to bed. Work at 6am tomorrow.

I reckon we could find the right sponsors, and this trip could pay for itself. After all, the meals are free if we eat em!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

I would like to sign up for this so long as it happens after September.

I trust my stomach to pay its own way.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

haha

maybe we could get a reality tv show out of it . "which fat bastard will explode first?"

William hill could take bets

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

We should all put in 5 or 10 pounds, and the last one to finish eating can take it all.

Bring some more competitiveness to the proceedings.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

fucking a'!

we'll discuss this further.

night all. happy hangover porsche!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)

I've got to go back to Leeds tomorrow, as well.

I'm hoping to stay on b3ta long enough to recover. Goodnight.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)

sweet jesus

an american b3ta bash? sounds good to me. Memphis is a bit far but do-able.

Seriously, get it on the calendar. I'll start practicing a british accent immediately.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:33, archived)

You doing any hard acid etching yet?

Some of these could stand to have a few hundred run off.

edit: That ass is ace BTW

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

soon, in a week or two

working on drypoint / intaglio next, then etch, litho and silkscreen.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

Good!

Look forward to it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

thats is cocking nice

have a click

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

B3ta definately needs more fine art.

How are you on sculpture? I've done a few crappy wooden carved sculptures in my time, but tended to consistantly use the wrong type of wood then promise never to do them again.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

never tried

someday, possibly maybe

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

Well you've done wood cuts.

So if you do a wooden sculpture, it's basically the same carving method. (presuming you used the same carving method I did, which were basically lino cutting type tools)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

very nice

if you look at just the top inch or so, it looks like as bear licking honey off its paw.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

hahaha

Damn you, now all I can see is this! :)

Edit: While conversing with a tree!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

tell me it doesn't and i'll call you a liar ;)

you know you want to see the bear

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

B3ta certainley needs more bears.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

what's big, white and has mood swings?

a bi-polar bear

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Oh dear.

B3ta doesn't need this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

you sure

I quite enjoyed it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

Please ignore me, I'm fairly drunk.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

i enjoy many things

such as licking salad cream off the back of my hand

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

i has nothing

just playing itunes tennis with flatmate

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)

fuck the tennis

just play with the flatmates

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

I'm currently in a house with only my mother,

what do I do?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

sellotape things to her

when you walk past her. see how many things you can attach before she asks you what the fuck you're doing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

She's still fairly sharp, I don't think I'd get far.

Sill, I'll try tomorrow.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

it's a good substitute

for cat buckaroo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

I'll feed her spirits until she falls asleep, then pile on objects.

I only have till about 3, and I intend to sleep most of that time, but I'll do my best.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

you're going to get your mum drunk?

what exactly are you planning to balance on her, pervy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

I can't tell you that.

You might tell the police.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

hmmm

*takes notes*
*informs relevant authorities*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)

I didn't burn her.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

too soggy, eh?

that'll be all the alcohol

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

OK, that's it, you're next.

*plies with brandy and cigars*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

*drunkens*

*smokes*
*collapses*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)

Hurray!

*drags off to lair*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

nice lair!

it's amazing what you can do with some flock wallpaper and a few scatter cushions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

I chose the shade of beige myself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)

suave bugger!

sod it, i'm off to bed, my tummy is squirly from 5 pints of strongbow. nighty night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)

Do you really want the answer to that question?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

I reserve the right to ignore/scorn you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

hahahaha

I wont say anything then
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)

I'm eternally trying to decide between salad cream and mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

salad cream is wonderful, truly the pus of the gods

although mayo makes the utterly delicious chicken mayo on toast.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)

They're both so awesome I struggle to choose between them.

I think if I was pushed, I'd choose mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

have both

that's the best way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

Wise words indeed.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

"This sounds like a job for Bi-polar Bear!

If only I could get out of bed."

/The Tick blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

hahahaha!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

bed is good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

pssst

hey, tree, you know where i can get some good pollen?? i've got the honey, but honey's nothing without the pollen, man. come on, if you get me some pollen, i'll let you come with me to pete's party next weekend

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

That's lovely.

Well done.

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