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# you're going to get your mum drunk?
what exactly are you planning to balance on her, pervy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I can't tell you that.
You might tell the police.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# hmmm
*takes notes*
*informs relevant authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I didn't burn her.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# too soggy, eh?
that'll be all the alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# OK, that's it, you're next.
*plies with brandy and cigars*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# *drunkens*
*smokes*
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Hurray!
*drags off to lair*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# nice lair!
it's amazing what you can do with some flock wallpaper and a few scatter cushions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I chose the shade of beige myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# suave bugger!
sod it, i'm off to bed, my tummy is squirly from 5 pints of strongbow. nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)