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# eeeeeeeewwwwww
those ears are badly in need of syringeing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# ah, just stick one of those little cotton things on a stick in there
that'll do the trick :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# little thing stuck to a stick?
david beckham isn't that little!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yeah but he's got that stick, there's bound to be some use for it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# yes
he's so fucking wooden' he uses it to prop himself up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# christ, if a boy scout rubbed them together they'd burst into flames
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# one of
these?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Yes, the craftman's 20" throbber
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# figgrd thats what you ment.
not anything less.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I don't do double entendres
I find them a bit hard

and the entendres
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You want double entendres?
I'll give you one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh yeah, I really like that
give me som emore then, if you are up for it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# now that
is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# well spotted.
I had no idea and thought it was a creme egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# creme egg?
do you secrete them in your ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# that is confidential information
and until you sign a no disclosure notice and promise me filthy sex it is not on the agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i ain't signing anything
but filthy sex i can do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# it's ok.
I'll count your face on the pillow as a signature. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# yay!
sexy tiems!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# haha. you obviously missed me naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i did indeed
but i'm also sex starved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)