b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8218679 (Thread)

# best things in life are free
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Erm.
Why?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# no need for this...
none.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwwwww
those ears are badly in need of syringeing!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# ah, just stick one of those little cotton things on a stick in there
that'll do the trick :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# little thing stuck to a stick?
david beckham isn't that little!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yeah but he's got that stick, there's bound to be some use for it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# yes
he's so fucking wooden' he uses it to prop himself up.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# christ, if a boy scout rubbed them together they'd burst into flames
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# one of
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Yes, the craftman's 20" throbber
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# figgrd thats what you ment.
not anything less.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I don't do double entendres
I find them a bit hard

and the entendres
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You want double entendres?
I'll give you one.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh yeah, I really like that
give me som emore then, if you are up for it

:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# now that
is a thing of beauty
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# well spotted.
I had no idea and thought it was a creme egg.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# creme egg?
do you secrete them in your ears?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# that is confidential information
and until you sign a no disclosure notice and promise me filthy sex it is not on the agenda.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i ain't signing anything
but filthy sex i can do ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# it's ok.
I'll count your face on the pillow as a signature. ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# yay!
sexy tiems!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# haha. you obviously missed me naked.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i did indeed
but i'm also sex starved
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
now this makes me laugh. like an idiot.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# my ham sandwich was nice!
all gone now though :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# WHERE IS MINE DISCO T MEATS!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# oh sorry, the cat stoled yours and ated it
:/
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# U ET A SANDWICH
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# YES, I PLUM EATED A SANDWITS AND IT IS NOW EATED NOW IT WUZ A GUD SANDWITS
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i can't believe you et a sandwits
that's crazy talk for crazies, man
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I would do it again too!
and now my eyes are all big, thus proving that I am a crazies man, man!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# my green thai curry was nice
my chocolate and pepsi is nicer ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I wish I had curry tonight instead
I was somewhat craving curry, and it would have been an epic voyage to the decent curry shoppe
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# it wasn't as nice as it could have been
there was far too much coconut milk and hardly any chilli
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# aww
curry blight :/
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i used to get one from cool trader
it was gorgeous! i only went in there for my curries, but they stopped selling them! i've never been able to find one that tastes so nice, but i'll keep searching :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I think you'll find green thai curry >> chocolate or pepsi.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# only good green thai curry
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I only make good green thai curries.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# do you use
those little round green veg things in them?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# que?
heresy!
burn the heretic!
what is that filth?
we dont do ear sex its heresy
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# but you can keep 'em for the birds and bees
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Is this meant to be irregular?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# it looks rude
i hope it is, why
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# it's scat.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# good stuff
what is with the shit picture tho
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# well they've taken kk's one of the girl with honey on her finger, and shopped/drawn in a person and an ear
so the honey is now earwax
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i see, i have so much i ignore i'll miss such stuff
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# scat?
You have a sick mind
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# nah, i just know how to please mongy
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
iCame
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)