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# we told not to use binbags in the recycling
as the binmens can't see whats inside the bags

silly binmens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I thought binmen had x-ray vision.
Because if comics have taught me anything, x-rays work exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# that explains why they stand outside the houses, staring
for 5 minutes at each house
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# They're staring through your walls. And your clothes.
Those little scamps!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oh yeah
well I'll be ready for them next time

I'll arrange the tinfoil in such a way as to collect all the binmen energy and direct it back at them, causing them to see into themselves, into their very soul
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ah tinfoil.
A binman's greatest foe.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)