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# *lezzes up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HELLO GORGEOUS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Less talking more lessing. Hmm.
In other news it seems my mental sickness far outweighs my ability to portray said sickness via photoshop.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# but you have a penis, so we can't lez off.
not unless you get it removed. and the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I can shave my body, cover myself in olive oil and then you can lick my nipples.
That's basically lezzing up. Basically, really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# but the penis....
it kind of doesn't work in terms of lezzing up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# It's just a big clitoris.
Just as sensitive to lick too.

Problem solved.
*lezzes up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I don't think that's true.
I don't think licking alone could do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ooo get you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I was going to post a link to the TMWRNJ Thelma & Louise extra final scene
Where I get the phrase "and then they lez up" from. But it seems not to be on youtube, so have Stewart Lee in love with a kitten instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQiY6xvW8SQ
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)