Here. Have my warranty.
I'll buy you a new one as long as you don't dip it in a lake and keep a proper external backup.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:05,
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I love my laptop like I would love a hardworking dog
And I would protect it as such
I am however going to bookmark this warranty and make you listen to my naughty swears (from another access point of course) should my faithful dog get something terminal.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:10,
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