You should grow a proper meat pie losing beard then.
That will massively skew people's perception of you. If I leave mine for a while and it get's quite bushy I look like a stereotypical russian, which along with a basic grasp of Russian shouting can come in quite handy at times.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:34,
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haha i end up looking like a bedraggled abe lincoln if i grow my beard
i can't wait until it grows properly. and i can start convincing people i'm a hassidic jew
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:38,
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I can't see many opportunities where that would be a positive thing.
"Oh Jewish are you? That's nice.....so why did you KILL CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR?!"
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:40,
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