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# You can borrow my passport if you like.
I won't be needing it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If you have any facial hair let me know
So I can buy a false beard.

Also if you are a man-human please let me know so I can get a false willy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)