Had this interesting guy once...Scuse me mate... Im a police officer *flashes odd looking card ID, I've just started in the force and I've been unable to catch anyone.. So I've been up in the woods having a drink throughout the day.. I'm really under pressure to catch criminals but haven't.
Anyway, I know you lot have been doing something wrong (sneaky spliff down some alley way, fair do) but I'm not gonna arrest you, if you take me to the nearest offie and buy me some booze..
Err, what?? Dont think so mate..
It's that or I call in my collegues and arrest you chaps..
No.
*We walk off
*He gets his mobile out and mumbles '3 youths, walking mumblemumble...' into it like a radio
Twat.. Thing is, the week before the same guy stumbled up to us and asked for a bite of my KFC. FFS.
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Anyway, I know you lot have been doing something wrong (sneaky spliff down some alley way, fair do) but I'm not gonna arrest you, if you take me to the nearest offie and buy me some booze..
Err, what?? Dont think so mate..
It's that or I call in my collegues and arrest you chaps..
No.
*We walk off
*He gets his mobile out and mumbles '3 youths, walking mumblemumble...' into it like a radio
Twat.. Thing is, the week before the same guy stumbled up to us and asked for a bite of my KFC. FFS.