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# Just you.
Although why you are going really fucking slowly is beyond me. Possibly time dilation caused by an intensely localised gravitational field.

EDIT: disregard that, I just realised you worded it such that my comment doesn't actually make semantic sense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Are you calling me fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'll never phone you, no matter how much you beg me.
Also i'd prefer if you called me Fatima.

Hey, I don't have much to work with here.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I would never beg you to phone me, so we're even.
You don't suit Fatima. I'll call you Enid if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Not even beg like a dog? Although i'm not sure how a dog would express complex requests.
Also Enid is fine. But only because it is Dine backwards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It is a rare thing to see me beg.
Very, very rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Not even for something equally rare?
*plots*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I don't think so.
Even then, I don't really beg, I just manipulate the conversation so it seems as if I am entitled to whatever it is and then guilt trip whoever it is into giving it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)