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# No reason really... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Angry kitty got blerghed.
DO LIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hewwo.
Are you still an angry kitty?

edit: also, is b3ta going really fucking slowly for everyone or just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Large Animation below
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hello cutey. I'm marginally angry still. But mainly because I have a cold :(
How are yooou?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Tired. Pissed off. Angry. Annoyed.
I almost stuck one of my temps' head through his monitor today, the backtalking little shit. Degree or not, I'm still vastly intellectually superior and he can FUCK OFF.

Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Eeep less seething pls :(
*jumps on*

*does cute things*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Put that kitten down, toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# But but but but... it's for Wow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Well at least stop being so rough with it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I just hate the whole attitude of
'Oh you didn't go to uni? You must be fucking stupid then'. As much as I don't tend to come across as being (for fear of seeming gittish, for one thing) I am fucking intelligent (is that my trumpet? Best blow it, just to be sure). And I am fed bastard up with little pricks barely out of their teens looking down their acne covered noses at me just because I had to go out and earn some fucking money instead of poncing around on my arse wasting the grant I didn't deserve in the first place.

Hmph, again.

By the way, this is in no way aimed at any of you who happen to be in Uni, unless you don't do any work. I'm just ranting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh my. *squeezes* Ain't lettin' go until you smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *hug* I shall do, later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I can confirm that there are plenty of fucking idiots who were at university.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I knew more aged 16 than most of those little shitbags
will learn throughout their massively wasted, extremely expensive courses in subjects they will never get a job in.

Sod them.

Jesus, I'm talking myself up as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I know quite a few people who haven't used their degrees yet.
And several who can't find work despite their degrees.
However, I have a job which would be impossible to get into without my degree.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Damn you with your funky research science!
Do you know what i'd give to being doing that kind of research? Nothing! But it would still be quite nice, nonetheless.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'm not actually researching anything till June.
And when I do, I'll be spending three months attaching things to my foot and wiggling it about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I didn't go to university.
But that doesn't stop me from being condescending!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# i think you need this
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *hug* bless, thanks kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# put your dressing gown on
and get manwife to give you a foot rub. combined with a large vodka, you should soon be feeling better. also, buy a packet of croissants and hand thewm out to the twunts at work. you can have a private giggle at them then without them knowing why.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Just you.
Although why you are going really fucking slowly is beyond me. Possibly time dilation caused by an intensely localised gravitational field.

EDIT: disregard that, I just realised you worded it such that my comment doesn't actually make semantic sense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Are you calling me fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'll never phone you, no matter how much you beg me.
Also i'd prefer if you called me Fatima.

Hey, I don't have much to work with here.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I would never beg you to phone me, so we're even.
You don't suit Fatima. I'll call you Enid if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Not even beg like a dog? Although i'm not sure how a dog would express complex requests.
Also Enid is fine. But only because it is Dine backwards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It is a rare thing to see me beg.
Very, very rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Not even for something equally rare?
*plots*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I don't think so.
Even then, I don't really beg, I just manipulate the conversation so it seems as if I am entitled to whatever it is and then guilt trip whoever it is into giving it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# No, blood is for smearing on people you want to intimidate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
#
intimidate doing sexings unto
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I do that after sexings.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# yours or theirs?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Anyone within range.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Aaaahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ROFLMAO!!!!1!!11!!one2!
i saw a pidgeon in a similar situation this morning
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# you didn't tell me this!
you know how much i love road kill
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# its guts were all over the road
i offered to pay someone £50 if they took a spoonful and ate it, they considered it then declined
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you know what, for a spoonful? i would!
£50 would be niiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# wait for the maggots
and make it pony and i'll eat it
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# kitty jam!
why is kitty no.2 not crying?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# To get to the other side!
Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# pff
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I was going to say "Because he was chasing kitty no.1 into the road on purpose"
but I had a flash of inspiration :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# flash! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
saviour of the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Gordon's alive!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# And of that hard to clean baked on grit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# poor kitty
doesnt understand!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# kitties are well stupid
this is why they fear carrier bags
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# innit!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# fo' shizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# FO SHIZZIE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# KITTEH IS NOT AMUZD!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)