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# Yeah, see, I checked.
Actual cock please thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You're never happy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I TRIED SO HARD.
I just want to love you.

Waaaa waaaa waaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Ooooh Timberlake.
Now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ECLECTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# LAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Anagram of male.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You just like everything and everyone, musically and erotically.
FACE IT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I am quite easy to please, yes.
Generally a happy little bobbin, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# You're like the anti-me.
Female, easily pleased, freely indulges her senses experiences and curiosity.

Whereas I've got all the looks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Look as good as you want
I'm more sexy than pretty.

and also, if (stressing the word if) we had children we might make a normal human being.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Dammit, I knew I should have said sexy. That's that joke ruined then.
You're basing that on the fact that logically if we are the apotheosis of opposites, that they will sort of cancel eachother out into normalcy? Or just because half mental people can sort of make someone tenuously sane?

Also if I had children I'd probably raise them to be sort of like me to a sane level but without the awful crushing despair and generally be a really not at all believing in moulding the children parent. But i'll never have children so that's rather academic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# No systematic destroying of their own sense of self?
I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I only do that to people I despise and want to destroy...or just when I am bored.
But yes, no children ever. Unless you class genetic experiments as children; in which case possibly, when I have the equipment.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I'll do genetic experiments with you.
As long as I get to have a big hook to brandish at people and a cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# No.
You can have stick to your own sexy and boring life, I'll do the genetic experiments and edge of reason tredding.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You're just a tease.
That's what you are. A no-good tease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Well I've got to vindicate my supressed annoyance and rage at the sexually elated somehow.
That and being generally comically nonchalent and insulting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Don't you get tired?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Never.
I'm fueled by ire and 80s electrofunk, of which there is an ample supply.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Although I sleep a lot, because I can never seem to be bothered to get out of bed (despite not being actually tired)
It's the only time I really wish I had a lovely woman, or a sexy young boy would do, to rouse me and possibly intice me with breakfast.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Robot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I think I need warm and slinky.
Waking me up in the morning and giving me back rubs, I could quite happily go for those things but I can't really get them without either relationships or some kind of BDSM slave. Neither of which I particular desire.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Also I am too humanistic an individual to warrant fucking over someone else's life just so I can get a backrub.
I'd clearly just try to somehow reverse the course of the prostitutes' lives.

And now we have fallen off the board long enough methinks. Although I still want a sexy young boy, especially a naive cute one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)