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# Hey
I can raise my right but not my left. We should become a music hall double-act
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# goddamn
imagine the money you could make
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# It wouldn't be the most entertaining musical ever
but we both live in Germany. They've got low standards here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# We'd become instant hits overnight
An hour each night on Super RTL and a 3 hour omnibus at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Only
if Super RTL get Mirjam Weichselbraun to present the program. Then I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Fuck whoever she is.
MARGARITA PRACATAN was on telly earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# She was
on Clive James. I had my first wank over her*.






* may not be true. Oh, who am I kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# He was on too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I had my first successful wank in our garden shed.
I think I may have a thing for lawnmowers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# The ridy ones are good for girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# She was straddling Clive James?
No wonder you cracked one off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I've always had a thing for Clive James
The idea of that belly flopping down onto mine. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
oh god, no...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# *hug*
I am off, chappies.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# me too
need sleep

night all :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# and me
i should be at work in less than 8 hours, like that's going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)