That's because he terrified them all with his creationist bullshit
then came down their puzzled necks shouting 'SWALLOW THE SINS OF MAN!'
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:22,
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I would have said it's more because they all had to claw their brains out
after they saw his rancid weasely cock.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 5 Apr 2008, 0:26,
archived)