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# My mum doesn't put candles on cakes
She wraps up a potato (or two - depending on how many candles there are) in foil, sticks the tatty on a plate and puts the candles in the tatties.

It's very bizarre but there has never been an occasion where we cannot eat cake because of candle related accidents.

I love my mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# potatoes?
you were lucky. In my day we had to fashion a candle out of ear wax and pubic hair and stick it in a crust of stale bread.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ear wax?
luxury
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)