I said Pat:
'You are fat,
Yet you are cat-
Aclysmically desirable.
'And to think I used to think
That slim was where it was at.
Well, not any more Pat:
You've changed that.
You love yourself,
You flatter yourself,
You shatter their narrow perceptions of the erotic.'
And Pat said:
'Whaddya mean, fat?'
/John Hegley
('You are fat,
Yet you are cat-
Aclysmically desirable.
'And to think I used to think
That slim was where it was at.
Well, not any more Pat:
You've changed that.
You love yourself,
You flatter yourself,
You shatter their narrow perceptions of the erotic.'
And Pat said:
'Whaddya mean, fat?'
/John Hegley
clorey mcnuggety,
Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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