
"scoring a root or having a turd"
Oh fuck, i need to leave. My laughter suppression is hurting me hard.
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Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:07,
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Oh fuck, i need to leave. My laughter suppression is hurting me hard.

I said Pat:
"You are fat,
Yet you are cat-
Aclysmically desirable.
"And to think I used to think
That slim was where it was at.
Well, not any more Pat:
You've changed that.
You love yourself,
You flatter yourself,
You shatter their narrow perceptions of the erotic."
And Pat said:
"Whaddya mean, fat?"
/John Hegley
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Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:15,
archived)
"You are fat,
Yet you are cat-
Aclysmically desirable.
"And to think I used to think
That slim was where it was at.
Well, not any more Pat:
You've changed that.
You love yourself,
You flatter yourself,
You shatter their narrow perceptions of the erotic."
And Pat said:
"Whaddya mean, fat?"
/John Hegley