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# I like this,
please may I subscribe to your newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yes !
Click here!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *hovers*
No, I'm not that silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But but but!
Its a direct link to my subscribe page for my newsletter, and all I require is your name, address, email address, phone number, credit card details (to ensure you are over 18) and the last 3 digits on the back of your card for security purposes and the intention to financially rape you with a big dirty stick.

So, click it, or, erm, else.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# If the else resembles cake then I'll take my chances.
You can have my creit card number, just PM me your credit card number, pin, 3 digit security number, mothers maiden name, shoe size, the name of your first pet, and any relavent saving account numbers please.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i'm sorely tempted to subscribe
in order to get the watch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Make your own LCD watch - with fantastic date and seconds functions!
First installment only 99p

99 editions to collect. Normal price £4.99
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)