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# Schofield
Phil's not been at work this week, Hope the vid hasn't shattered his confidence
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# to the batmobile idiot!


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Did Batman ever say this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# He should have
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
Batman: Quick the Joker is getting away.
Robin: What we gonna do?
Batman: To the batmobile idiot!

I have a whole Batrant about Robins stupidity worked out now!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# He did...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I like this,
please may I subscribe to your newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yes !
Click here!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *hovers*
No, I'm not that silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But but but!
Its a direct link to my subscribe page for my newsletter, and all I require is your name, address, email address, phone number, credit card details (to ensure you are over 18) and the last 3 digits on the back of your card for security purposes and the intention to financially rape you with a big dirty stick.

So, click it, or, erm, else.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# If the else resembles cake then I'll take my chances.
You can have my creit card number, just PM me your credit card number, pin, 3 digit security number, mothers maiden name, shoe size, the name of your first pet, and any relavent saving account numbers please.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# i'm sorely tempted to subscribe
in order to get the watch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Make your own LCD watch - with fantastic date and seconds functions!
First installment only 99p

99 editions to collect. Normal price £4.99
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# FAIL.
Congratulations! You're an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This is kind of like an after dark screen saver that I can't remember the name of.
You could turn the settings up really high and it would take a half an hour to make this screen full of awesome, animate it for three seconds and then start again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# No, no, no, no no
you seem to have used cardbhoard instead of bacon, i cannot endorse this full english breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This.
Two sugars in mine, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ummm...
He's been seen here if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# you has angered the board
we'll hunt you down



(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# and all the kings horses, and all the kings men
couldn't put mummy and daddy back together again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Newcastle Brown Fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I don't care what you think,
I'm not helping this getting FP'd by clicking I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You have failed the internets
for FAQs sake
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)
# 4chan...
oh dear god no..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# sorry,
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Why is Anne Diamond looking at me peevishly
whilst holding X-Box games?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# becasue she was handing out 'chilling verdicts' on video games in a recent daily mail piece
and the image above used on the article showed chilling use of photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Was that the same article
in which she described how being kicked to death 'felt very realistic' in a manner suggesting she gets kicked to death on a regular basis?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# that's the one :)
they've taken the main article down now, but I have it screen-grabbed somewhere.

they didn't even take the image (above) down after loads of people here tried to leave sarcastic comments about it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Did she get to keep the games?
I'd deliver chilling verdicts if I got to keep the games.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha, given the evidence in the image above
I doubt she even held said games to start with :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ha!
diamond
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# No offense but can you fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# O HAI THAR
A/S/L ?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)