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(TheCrunch, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ahhh
a thin slither of shit betwixt a split bap with a layer of chemically altered yellow plastic

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ooooh when you say it like that its bound to sound tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# sure is
when you are out in the car

and you need to buy fuel

and feel a bit peckish, hey, it's only a few quid extra

so you plonk it in the microwave and yay! a *passable feast while you drive

(passable in that it will pass through your tract and emerge with much the same consistency as when it went in)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'd eat it
for a £100 bet....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)