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# I think any woman
is going to consider that a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It'd melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# and?
I'm sure he meant my egg and not my huge cock. ( which is not huge but large, I don't want to be sued ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My cock is, quite frankly, miniscule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# but will it melt
if I put 30 years of technique into licking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# non-stop?
Very probably. Or erode.

At some point I will have to let go though. I can't hold it for 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# you sir,
are a nonsense. A NONSENSE. And I submit this to you most disdainfully with a flourish of my perfumed handkerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Have we swapped roles?
EXCELLENT.

Ooooh I appear to have lots of beer and no top on.



Anyway, apparently my nonsense is brilliant. You should APPRECIATE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha.
I hate to burst your bubble but I always have a top on.
I'm quite a soft bastard when it comes to warmth.
I love your nonsense. I love you. I will however expect you to come supplied with a gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I think think bets are off on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I've seen two pictures of you
and there's nipples in BOTH.

I do not come supplied with a gag, but you have one on the end of both arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I'm sure I gave you instructions
per giving me the horn? I may have to pop out for a minute now,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# haha are you rory bremner?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# You can wish all you like
still no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)