it can't fail
how can ITV take months to come up with something like this when b3ta can do it in a matter of minutes?
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01,
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because, contrary to appearances,
all these actors have souls.
ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.
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Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04,
archived)
ITV executives must spend months alternating between threatening their first born, torturing them with pliers and leeches and occasionally stopping and stroking them warmly while murmuring "just one more season, one more and it can stop..." in a choking, smoke-laced whisper.