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# why do you hate every website you're part of D:<
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I'm a jerk?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)
# hey.
The jerk shop called. They are out of YOU! ;)
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Hello.
No shops run out of me. Damnit, nobody wants my product.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# But it's seventeen ninety nine!
I don't know why the words.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# FINE, but you better be awesome.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# This isn't just captain.
This is M&S captain.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# The anagram too obvious and frequent a one for you?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Not tonight, I'm in my jimjams.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# You're going to dribble sauce on yourself and talk in a sexy voice?
COOL.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# DRIZZLE!
Otherwise it sounds like she has an inadequate mental capacity to consciously control her chewing actions.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# yes, definitely drizzled
that's a fine mind you have there.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# So I do.
It has been chiselled to perfection due to my long hours spents staring at my reflection, waiting until he makes the move....he does not frighten me.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It'd still probably be sexygood.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# i think that goes without saying.
... fine Scottish oyster sauce, drizzled lovingly over two sumptuous baps
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Fuck it, you win.
I'm not going to beat that tonight.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# you'll have to if you want your oyster sauce, bitch
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Is this what it's like in China?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I don't know
you're digressing. stick with the erotica, it's got me hard.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Love, I could read out the phone book
and it'd have the same effect.
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)
# SOMEONE BOUGHT ME?
About fucking time. Who was it?
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)