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# I'd love to, but I'dl like my edam back first.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Ah...well, here's the thing Docta..it's ermm,..lodged in me guts.
I'm err AFRAID...you're gonna have to go in there.
Don't be afraid of that lube now.
*wink, nudge-nudge*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# No need for lube.
*shoves*
*grabs*
*pulls*

Ah! Lovely!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You've taught me so much..ahhh..I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
..ahh..no, it's just the cancer eating me kidneys.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Ah, well that can be cured with this oversized butt plug.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)