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# But not to you Nobby
he's sailed around the entire area of the planet earth, bought nine castles each in every country in Europe, and has successfully inseminated a 9mm pistol and now he's after YOUR woman.

And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing at all. It's a biological certainty that Mrs. Nobby will succum instantly to his famous, inresistable pick-up lines 'would you like to have sex some time?' and 'I'm pretty handsome, aren't I?'. I would hire a private detective now to catch her so you can at least keep your meager savings from his manly, muscular grasp.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I am afraid.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)