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# I want to go to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You can go dressed as the old channel 4 logo.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Or I could go wearing clothes either from the 80s
or made to look as if they were.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# turns out that most people bought their clothes from H&M
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Not much of a party.
I suppose you'd drink lots and have sex instead of talking about archaic French monarcies and then duelling to the death.

Tsk, young people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I haven't been to a 'party' in years
I have no idea what I'd do. Probably stand outside smoking and sneering at everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I've never been to one, never understood how standing around in vast groups and drinking was entertaining.
I thought that perhaps the alcohol pushed people to a point of zen readiness so that the collective mass could then calculate like a quantum processor, but I never found any evidence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# That and it makes playing twister really quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
I do however know that sexual activity seems to make you prone to straining shoulders, arms and backs for some reason.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You should probably wash your hands of it
altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)