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# At least both of his names aren't Italian cities.
I mean for fuck's sake!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Careful, I might start reading the phone book.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Well i've got a few years while you learn to read at least then.
Also I should add that neither are technically city names verbatim. In Italy, and I think in some other European countries, instead of surnames being occupations or such they would usually just be Da Vinci or of whatever town they were of.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm going to get an adult to help.
That's what the TV always tells me to do.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I told you not to trust those transvestites.
Anyone who dresses in lace as recreation is untrustworthy, that's like trying to relax by repeatedly rubbing sandpaper all over your ocipital lobe.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# What if they dress in lace
as part of their job?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Well if their job is some kind of erotic entertainer then that's fairly reasonable.
If they're a builder, then less so.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# What if they're a builder/escort?
Come round, fix your house, take you out for the night?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)
# They'd have to change though, I'm fairly sure health and safety prescribes not only hardhats but tough jean like material to prevent grazes.
Although I'm fairly sure I made that up.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I don't think
you work for health and safety.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Not really.
I strive more for pain and peril.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# The way mine's made me have my chair
you'd fit right in.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# That was just a noise.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)